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| User: | oh_hell_yea (12689693) Use your body [body] for the fame game.
She bangs. |
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| Name: | oh_hell_yea | |
| Location: | Louisburg, North Carolina, United States | |
| Birthdate: | 10-12 | |
| Bio: | -I answer the phone without saying hello, and point to chicken noodle soup at restruants. I am adjusting well to the new way. -One night, I called my long distance lover on the phone. I had only used fifty-seven words that day and had saved the rest for him. And when he picked up and didn't say anything, I realized he'd used up all the day's alotted words. -So I just softly said, "I love you." thirty-six and a half times, and then we just sat and listened to each other breathe. *** My name is Samantha. I'm a girl. I love to laugh, and I hate ketchup. Generally I get along with almost everyone, but some people tend to not be able to stomach my strangely awesome personality. If you would like to contradict me, I'm game. I'm everything you want to be, and everything you're glad you aren't. I have a son named Joseph. He's the most important thing in the world to me, and he has the greatest adoptive parents ever. I see him as much as I can afford to fly to Minnesota. If you have an issue with me being so young and having a child, you can take your judgements and shove them up your ass. I have way too many opinons. My friends keep me sane. I enjoy being tipsy. I have self confidence issues, but you'd never know it because I don't divulge things that bring me down. I'm smart, but that doesn't mean I don't want to learn something new every day. When I say I listen to every kind of music on this planet, I mean it. I swing both ways because I believe one should fall in love with a person, not a gender. I love art in all forms. Sushi is bomb. I love this crazy, insane, stupid life I'm living, and I try to make the best of every single day. My only weakness is that I can't breathe underwater. Get to know me. I am F R I E N D S O N L Y because I only want people reading this who fit these criteria: (+)You must be non-judgemental. I did not create a journal so people who are not living my life can make ridiculous assumptions about the choices I make or the things I do. (+)You must NOT tYpE LyKe DiiS BeCuZ i'LL kiLLz U. Unless your typing teacher in school was on acid, that's not how you learned to type, and definitely not how you learned to spell. Don't give me that "It takes less time to type 'u' than 'you' bullshit." Cause that's what it is--a bullshit excuse for typing like you're five. (+)You must actually give a damn about me and what you're adding me to read. I read my friends lists, and generally am good about commenting entries. If I'm going on a long vacation or something, I'll make a post about it so you guys don't wonder where my comments went to for three weeks or something. I don't add people so I can look at their username on my info page. I don't need comments on everything I write, but why would you add me if you don't intend on reading what I have to say? (+)You must not have a journal that consists only of surveys, or "What Color Of The Rainbow Are You?" quizes. I don't care what color of the rainbow you are. I care about what you're WRITING, be it about your life problems, your dog, or your new toe ring. (+)You must not be some creepy 40 year old man who just wants to stalk an 18 year old girl, and you must not be a super-young, immature little kid who thinks you know more about life than you do. I know I still have a LOT to learn, but I certainly don't claim to be an all-knowing being. There are rare exceptions to this rule if you happen to be a totally awesome 13 year old. (+)You must not be racist, homophobic, sexist, or any other -ist or -phobic that constitutes being a close-minded jerk. I do not entertain or tolerate thoughts that any one person is better than another. Grow up. (+)You must not think it's like, oh so cool and scene to scratch yourself with a paperclip til you bleed a little because your friend wore the same outfit on the first day of school as you did and you think you're 'depressed' because of it. I've been through a lot of real shit and been down a lot of roads [drugs/alcohol/self-harm/sex/etc] to deal with that shit, and none of it is a joke and I don't take well to people thinking drinking, cutting yourself and popping pills are the new cool thing to do. (+)You don't have to update every damn day, but it's nice if you write more than one entry every three months. I don't like seeing entries from people on my friends page pop up and going "Holy crap, I have this person added?" because it's been so long since anyone heard from you. El Jay-ing since 2001...yeah bitches. | |
| Memories:: | 1 entry | |
| Interests: | 117: 80's, abortion, accidents, aquariums, art, astroglide, bad taste, beanies, being skinny, bisexuality, black, boys in eyeliner, checkers, cheese, chokers, christmas, cold weather, collarbones, comedy central, concerts, cursive, dane cook, darkness, downloading, drawing, dreaming, duke, electricity, erotica, exhibitionism, eyeliner, fall, fanfiction, fashion, fights, film, fishnet stockings, fleece blankets, food, friends, funny people, garden hoses, glow in the dark, glowsticks, glue, hair dye, hairspray, hoodies, horror movies, horseback riding, hugs, hypnotism, icons, jackass, johnny the homicidal maniac, jonny mcgovern, journalism, kissing, lanterns, learning, lightning, love, makeup, mapquest, messes, modernization, monty python, movies, music, myrtle beach, nightmare before christmas, oceans, online quizzes, painting, pasta, peircings, pepsi twist, phantom of the opera, photography, pirates, poetry, pro-choice, psychology, public disturbances, rainbows, red, revolutions, rocky horror picture show, sandcastles, scars, shiny metal objects, slash, sleeping, snuggling, soccer, someone special, south park, stephen lynch, striped socks, strippers, sunflower seeds, sunflowers, swimming, tacos, tattoos, the black market, the computer, the sound of rain, thrift stores, thunderstorms, tongue rings, unusual names, vanilla coke, vh1, watching basketball, wrong, you. | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Friend of: | 22: amarablue, arc_en_ciel_, aussie_fella, darkness_blade, digiduckie, emuqueen, everyendlessday, fluffumsss, gynjii, jat1985, lsai2012, nakedifiwantto, oh_hell_yea, quesoqueso, redlantern2051, sakaim, sam147894, schwagerdvs, sonnenuhr, stephkneek, tranceptor, xxxskitzxxx | |
| Member of: | 3: add_me, b0red, north_carolina | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
